USED TO BE A HOTTIE?

GOOD. YOU’RE OVERQUALIFIED.

Welcome to the Former Hotties Club™
For women who are still hot...just in flashes.

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Join the coolest club for the HOTTEST women🔥

MAKE IT OFFICIAL.

Join the club for women navigating motherhood, midlife & menopause with humor, honesty and absolutely no filter.

No bra. No dues. No judgment. No pretending we're fine.

Not sure you qualify? Keep scrolling. You probably do. ↓

The Former Hotties Club™ was founded by Kaurie DiBerardino for women who used to be hotties, but are now just hot in flashes.

IT STARTED WITH A JOKE.

What started as comic relief from the absurdity of getting older became thousands of women saying, “OMG, this is me. I’m a Former Hottie”

Motherhood. Midlife. Menopause. Changing bodies. Hot flashes. Brain fog. Empty nests. And finally giving fewer fucks about what everyone else thinks.

Welcome to the club. 🔥

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Let's clear something up...

What Exactly Is a Former Hottie?

Being a Former Hottie does NOT mean you're no longer a hottie.

In fact, many of us would argue we're hotter now.

We're wiser. Funnier. More confident. Less concerned with everyone else's opinions. And far more likely to leave a party by 8 PM.

The title Former Hottie isn't an insult.

It's a badge of honor.

It's a way of laughing at the absurdity of midlife, hot flashes, brain fog, mystery aches, disappearing metabolism, readers in every room, and all the other surprises nobody warned us about.

A Former Hottie is simply a woman who has entered a new phase of her hotness.

A phase where comfort beats trends. Authenticity beats perfection. And confidence comes from surviving things, not fitting into jeans.

We're still hot.

Just in flashes. 🔥

Former Hottie Approved

Real-life resources created by a Former Hottie... for Former Hotties

Former Hotties Club is built on laughter and community—but sometimes you need more than a laugh.

As a biologist, physical therapist and holistic nutritionist, I've spent years helping women navigate weight gain, metabolism and midlife health.

These are the resources I created for the things we joke about every day.

Resource #1:

The Belly Fat Breakthrough

When your jeans fit yesterday... and today they suddenly don't.

Learn how to naturally support your body's own GLP-1 production to help regain control of hunger, cravings, weight gain, and hormone-related changes—without prescription medications.

The Belly Fat Breakthrough

Resource #2

The Former Hottie Fat Loss Fix

Because eat less and move more stopped working years ago.

A step-by-step system designed specifically for Former Hotties who want to improve body composition and get back control over your weight and body without living at the gym or surviving on lettuce.

Former Hottie Fat Loss Fix

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Meet Kaurie DiBerardino
Founder & President, Former Hotties Club™

Kaurie DiBerardino is the Accidental Midlife Influencer™ who accidentally started a movement. What began as a few funny posts about hot flashes, chin hairs, readers, and the general absurdity of midlife quickly turned into the Former Hotties Club™—a community of women who realized they were all living the same hilarious, exhausting, beautiful chapter. Today, Kaurie serves as Founder and President of Former Hotties Club™, proving that sometimes the best things happen completely by accident. 🔥

email me at FormerHottiesClub@gmail.com

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Side effects may include laughter, validation, and accidentally finding your people.

Former Hotties Club™ isn't just where women laugh about midlife. It's where they realize they're not the only one.

Former Hotties Club™ is a community founded by Kaurie DiBerardino for women navigating menopause, midlife, changing bodies, empty nests, hot flashes, and the general absurdity of getting older. What started as a few funny posts quickly grew into a movement of women who realized they weren't the only ones losing their readers, finding chin hairs, forgetting why they walked into rooms, and wondering what happened to their youthful gravity. Here, we laugh, overshare, support each other, and remember that we're still hot... just in flashes. 🔥

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